George Carlin (1937-2008) quotes
“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity....